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The Curse of the Golden Wig

It all started when Larry “The Wig” Thompson walked into Premier Estate Buyer Boca Raton, sweating like a man who’d just realized he might be cursed.

“I need to sell this,” he whispered, pulling a solid gold wig from his duffel bag.

The appraiser at Boca Raton Gold Buyer adjusted his glasses. “Sir… is this a joke?”

Larry shook his head. “I wish. This thing’s haunted.”

The room fell silent. Even the old man trying to pawn his ex-wife’s engagement ring leaned in.

The Legend of the Wig

Larry explained that he’d bought the golden wig at a shady estate sale from a guy who called himself “Snake Eyes” Jerry. Since then, his life had been a nightmare.

  • Every time he put the wig on, it whispered stock market advice in an ancient language.
  • His cat started speaking French (poorly).
  • Strangers kept trying to rub his head for good luck.
  • Worst of all, every time he looked in the mirror, he saw his future self… dancing in a disco club.

“It won’t stop,” Larry groaned. “I wake up doing the Hustle.”

The Appraisal

The appraiser carefully examined the wig.

“This is a rare 24-karat custom piece,” he said. “Definitely valuable. But, uh… where exactly did you get it?”

Larry’s eyes darted around. “I don’t know, man. Some underground auction in a bowling alley.”

“That… tracks.”

After some calculations, the appraiser gave Larry a fair offer.

“Deal!” Larry shouted, throwing the wig onto the counter. “It’s your problem now.”

The Aftermath

Larry left with a fat stack of cash and a new lease on life. But as soon as he walked out, the appraiser felt a strange urge to put the golden wig on his head.

A faint voice whispered: "Buy silver next."

And just like that, the legend continued…


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